Sunday, October 24, 2010
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Foot monsters...
So I got a lot of responses on foot monsters and just what in the heck they are. Yesh, I guess we are the only ones with this problem, though I find that hard to believe. Okay, so basically every night BS and FG crawl in to bed, then sit there and pat the bed, and say come on boy, come on. Like I really need more blankets, I have a full time fur coat for cat’s sakes. Anyway I do a pretty good job of pretending to be interested (no need to hurt their feelings after all) then I jump back down to my favorite corner right next to the hole in the floor that blows the cold air up(oh how I love that part of the floor). Anyway as soon as I jump on to the bed... the foot monsters ATTACK!
I don't know exactly what they are after but they sure make a big fuss under the blankets. So I start biting and pushing and biting and waiting and then more biting! FG is always screaming, and I think that just excites them because they start moving really fast when she screams(what a drama queen, woof). Well in the end I slay all the foot monsters and we can all get back to sleep. Still no sign of BS keep your nose in the air please.
Reward
Lost Human
Okay, so Butt-scratcher has come up missing again… That dude couldn’t find his way home if there was a trail of hot dogs leading him to it. So if you see or smell this guy please call Food-getter on that little toy of hers. We appreciate your help and if you see him out and about please give him some food, I always love getting food when I’m lost, if I ever got lost (which I don’t)! By the way he is about one doorway tall and smells like kinda like a pile of wet towels that have been left in a car on a Summer day.